Good afternoon, all. I was not particularly disposed to blog yesterday, but my human informed me that she had exciting news she wished to relay to the general world and so I shall oblige her:
A much-anticipated parcel from home arrived at the distinguished Herriott Hall in her name today, and when she unwrapped the loot in her room she found many delightful items. The best of which included a bag of shimmery, triple chocolate M&Ms that, upon their discovery, nearly caused her to topple out of her chair with joy. Personally, I cannot understand the human attraction to such things, but, as I may desire a care package of my own someday, I am willing to be open-minded.
I engaged in some healthful exercise today that involved repeatedly bouncing on my human's bed. I believe I nearly touched the ceiling after one of my more exuberant efforts! Leaping to and fro may seem like a rather wasteful use of one's energy, but I find that it is both physically and intellectually stimulating and therefore encourage the rest of the world's population to give it a try. I am told that such activities could prove unsuccessful at college, where the beds are lofted to unseemly heights in order to provide the humans some workspace underneath. Ingenius creatures you are, humans, but a squid does need his recreation time. The situation may require some adjustments. Nevertheless, I am eager to begin my academic journey at college and hope that my experiences will come close to rivaling my penpal, Squidly's, adventures, which sound enviably exciting and quite daring at times.
Judging by the sinister rumblings that have begun to pulse through my innards, the time has come for me to seek out some nourishment. To dinner, then!
Cheers,
Squidmore
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M&Ms + art supplies = artist not starving
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